bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
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tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
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worth scrolling all the way up to reblog
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